🎄 “Freeze Your Merry Off” Ugly Christmas Woven Blanket – 50×60

A hilarious, cozy holiday throw guaranteed to get laughs (and keep you warm)

Get ready to outdo every ugly Christmas sweater in the room — but in blanket form. This premium woven throw features the bold, cheeky phrase “Freeze Your Merry Off” surrounded by classic holiday patterns, reindeer, trees, snowflakes, and vintage winter sweater stitching. It’s festive, funny, and irresistibly giftable.

Crafted using high-quality jacquard weaving, this blanket has a textured, premium look your customers associate with high-end holiday décor. The design isn’t printed — it’s woven into the fibers for rich color depth, soft feel, and long-lasting durability. Perfect for sofas, beds, holiday photos, or gifting someone who loves a little sass with their Christmas spirit.

✨ Why Shoppers Love This Blanket

• Funny + Festive: A holiday statement piece that instantly grabs attention
• Premium Woven Quality: Not printed — the design is interwoven for a rich, traditional look
• Warm & Cozy: Perfect for cold nights, movie marathons, or winter snuggles
• Gift-Ready: Makes an unforgettable Christmas, Secret Santa, or holiday exchange gift
• Holiday Home Decor Upgrade: Adds personality and charm to any room

🎁 Perfect For

• People who love humorous Christmas décor
• Holiday parties, family gatherings, & winter game nights
• Sassy, bold personalities that enjoy getting a laugh
• Gifting to coworkers, siblings, friends, or that one person who’s always cold
• Bringing a classic “ugly Christmas sweater” vibe into your home

Please note: 

• This product transitions your image into a woven memento.
• Actual product colors may vary from mockups due to differences in available yarn colors.

Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!