🎄 “Too Jolly to Function” Cozy Holiday Woven Blanket – 50×60

Create a unique keepsake with our Heirloom Artwork Woven Blanket. This custom product is lovingly woven on a loom with cozy 100% cotton yarn. It makes an ideal gift for your beloved partner, family members, or dear friends on special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries, or any event where you want to express your love and appreciation in an unforgettable way.

A festive cuddle essential for coffee lovers & Christmas fanatics

Bring the joy of the season home with this cheerful, sweater-inspired woven blanket. Featuring a warm holiday palette, playful snowflakes, and the charming “Too Jolly to Function” mug illustration, this throw is the perfect mix of comfort, humor, and classic Christmas spirit.

Whether you’re snuggling on the couch, decorating your holiday photos, or gifting someone who lives for cozy winter vibes, this blanket brings instant cheer to any room. Every woven detail feels premium, textured, and gift-ready—no printing, no fading, just heirloom-style craftsmanship.

💝 Perfect For

• Holiday home décor that feels warm & inviting
• Coffee lovers, cocoa drinkers, & festive personalities
• Secret Santa gifts, office exchanges, and family presents
• Adding that “ugly sweater” charm to your living room
• Cozy nights, winter movie marathons, and fireside lounging

✨ Why Customers Love It

• Luxurious woven feel with a timeless Christmas pattern
• Durable, rich colors that look beautiful year after year
• Lightweight enough to use daily, warm enough to snuggle in
• Makes an unforgettable, practical, joy-filled holiday gift

Product specifications: 

• Material: 100% cotton yarn and colorful fringe

Please note: 

• This product transitions your image into a woven memento.
• Actual product colors may vary from mockups due to differences in available yarn colors.

Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!